Sunday, June 08, 2008

mean girls

So the grieving process, yeah me and you internet are not gonna talk about that so much. So anyway...

I was flipping through the late night options, you know; food network, discovery channel, animal planet. Then I stumbled onto this. Is it just me or is Denise Richards exactly as you'd imagined she'd be?

Did you know that the following about an American Toad's lifespan?

"In the wild most American toads probably don't survive more than a year or two. The majority die before transforming from tadpoles into toadlets. However, they are capable of living much longer. Some toads have lived longer than 10 years in the wild. There is a documented account of a captive toad that lived to the ripe old age of 36 and was killed by mistake."
(Dickerson, 1906; Harding, 1997; Oliver, 1955)

Still watching the train wreck that is Denise...

So anyone out there ever been through the terrible twos? My son has me at my wits end. He "hates" this and that and me and tv and broccoli and,,and,,and. Don't get me started on pedialyte, as it truly spawned the "i hate" phase.


LceeL said...

I first saw Denise Richards in 'Starship Troopers'. I thought, at the time, that she was H.A.W.T. Over time, although she is still a 'good lookin' woman', I have come to realize that behind the facade, behind the face that the world sees, is ... not much.

Hates you? Time out. Hates TV? Time out. Hates Broccoli? So do I.

Time out means stand in the corner - facing the corner - until he wants to be civil.

Andrea said...

denise richards has always seemed a little, uh, you know, batshit crazy?
i've caught bits and pieces of her show
and it's like a train wreck~ very hard to
look away.

hope you're well!

Paula Manning-Lewis said...

Hey there, Just checking in to see what you're up to. Hope all is well.

Ah yes, the terrible twos! Not so much fun, but just wait! We are in the middle of the terrible teens and I must say, it gets worse! So sorry to have to tell you that. Enjoy him, he's adorable, it gets much harder to not KILL them when they hate you and they aren't cute anymore!