Quick Update...

Hi y'all, long time no blog. I am typing this quickly, because I don't know how long I will actually be on-line. Apparently the phone cables here are underground and are not suitable for DSL. In the middle of Fucking Albuquerque NM and I can't get on-line. Livid is a mild word to how my dealings with qwest have left me feeling.
Anyway...We are waiting on a job offer for HD. He's had 2 interview, and it's all a matter of coordination and money at this point. I am so anxious. Everything has been so topsy turvey for so long, that I am afraid to be too optimistic. My father in law, (Mr. Big Wig corporate Guy) says no news is good news, and the last interview was Friday afternoon. I am pretty sure they weren't working over the weekend. Keep your blog reading fingers crossed!
The kids are doing great. BB is trying to talk, and BG is finally slowing on the brat front. I am working still, though they did just offer me a promotion. I am feeling pretty proud of myself, even though I probably won't take it. It all depends on the offer they make HD. I am thinking of taking some time to stay home with the kiddos, and to focus on my writing and art. We'll See how that one goes.
Well Thank you for continuing to stop by, wherever we go next I am get internet through cable!
PLGC, Hot Mommy

Brat Alert

Okay Y'all, I have a serious brat alert on my hands. If you have any advice it really would be greatly appreciated. My daughter is absolutely out of control. If she is sad it is a screaming fit, if she is mad it is a screaming fit, if she is happy it is a screaming fucking fit, arghhhhh! So What Exactly Do I do??? If you have any advice I would greatly appreciate it. She does not respond to: time out, taking away of toys, spanking's, any loss of priveledge what-so-ever! HELP. I know I am soliciting an internet's worth of advice, but feel free to pass it on REALLY, before my son picks up some super bad habits .

Something soon...

Hey Y'all, sorry I promise to post more soon. I just switched accounts at work and my whole schedule has changed. The kids are driving me nuts, bb still teething (molars) bg defiant as ever, but mostly in public. Bg also recently fell in the bathtub, black eye to boot. Just close your eyes and imagine the looks I get in the grocery store. I almost feel like I did it to her, despite the fact that she was not listening, and acting rambunctious. Well, I am catching up on some Hot Daddy time, gotta go. PLGC -out

Green Monsters, Teething, & Other Oddities

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Thanks to Dizzy Lizzy for the enlightening insite, and a blog topic for that matter. Go ahead try it for yourself. I have been spending my evening with a Tecate, and catching up on some email. How do you fit all the craziness that is your life into a paragraph or two? Oh yeah, tell them to read your blog. I didn't, I figure they could check out my art site and ramble their way into it, I am not going to invite them into my mommy-centric world on purpose. When I am sitting at home late at night like this I am so desperately jealous of their non-baby having lives. Damn them for continuing their education, or climbing the ladder. Okay so not really that is just the beer powered green monster talking.

So Bebe Girl seems to be passing this stage of defiance, FINALLY! We have resorted to taking away the ever so special "Snuggle Puppy" with whom she can't fall asleep without. Mean Mommy! It works, I am happy, she is behaving, need more be said. Were there just one to many commas in that sentence? Bebe boy on the other hand has started cutting eye teeth. The screaming the whining, I will never sleep again. Thank Scientists for Tylenol. Oh and Hylands for teething tablets! Try them, they will make you happy.

So how are all of you out in the blogland? Share your teething (horror) stories and remedies here! Thanks for tuning in bloglanders, I appreciate it. Peace, Love, & Green Chile -out

Cuteness & Hotness

Just thought I'd throw in some cuteness! These are some pics from Bebe Boys 1st. Oh, by the way Hot Daddy made the cake! Now you have some insight into the Hot part of his title here, as a full package, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Disclaimer: All photos are the under the express copywrite of NOVUS ARTS, any reproduction is strictly forbidden, 2006